What they say:

What they really mean:

Just snap out of it!

You're starting to annoy me...

Pull yourself out of it!

I'm just feigning sympathy for you but I could really care less.

I wish there was something I could do..

I wish there was something I could do to make you stop whining.

Maybe you should talk to someone.

Maybe you should leave me alone and go bother someone else.

Did you take your meds?

You're much easier to be around when you're asleep.